incognitovindicator:

whoa there buddy do you need a tissue

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nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

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yologna:

stop the alphabet at t cuz i dont want none of u

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mackenziefrenzie:

OUR PILOT WAS JUST LIKE “ladies and gentlemen…i hope you realize you aren’t on a normal flight..” AND HIS TONE WAS ALL SERIOUS AND EVERYONE JUST PAUSED AND I STARTED HAVING A PANIC ATTACK THINKING IT WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK OR SOMETHING AND THEN HE CASUALLY GOES “we now have 100 calorie oreo snack packs to offer you” I CANT FEEL MY LEGS

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pouringkerosene:

holy eyelashes

vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

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rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

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