fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
(via spacejard)
toy story but with the grown up kind of toys if you know what i mean
you got a friend in me
(via 87daysbefore)
i wish i lived in medieval times because then whenever i got mad at someone i could just yell “shes a witch” and they would be out of my life forever
(Source: peniswentz, via the-party-scene)
when people start talking shit about a person you actually like right in front of you
(via bobadrunk)
for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
(via welcometothe-masquerade)
