February 2012
dad: you can invite a friend along
me: what are friends lol
My brother: You can never have too much onions
He says as he's crying
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
Walking out of a store after not buying anything...
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