The name is Alycia, and i like pizza. Also, i’m opinionated and Ukrainian. The only thing I’m good at is being bad at everything. ~Ask ~etc ~id tap them Tumblr (3.0; @awkwardly-a-turtle)http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harlold.tumblr.com/post/36727191410/im-genuinely-concerned-that-no-one-will-fall-in" target="_blank">harlold</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me</p> </blockquote>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50911232824http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50911232824Mon, 20 May 2013 11:30:43 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://davestriderroxylalonde.tumblr.com/post/42055377030/so-theres-this-really-sweet-girl-who-sits-next-to" target="_blank">davestriderroxylalonde</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So theres this really sweet girl who sits next to me in my history class and she helps me out with my work sometimes and stuff and shes really soft spoken and kind and today i walked into class and saw her working on this really intricate design in her notebook and i was all “oh what are you working on?” And looked over at it and iT WAS REALLY DETAILED CALIGRAPHY OF “SUCK MY DICK”</p> </blockquote>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50903865640http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50903865640Mon, 20 May 2013 08:52:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db63a5bc84dc6fa5606304e9d1b83a88/tumblr_mk6ox95zZ21rsnt97o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://shithappensmoveon.tumblr.com/post/48489085514" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">shithappensmoveon</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hottest thing ever</p></blockquote>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50898112650http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50898112650Mon, 20 May 2013 06:15:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9182ac066f632139a3247697bf2dc2e7/tumblr_mlevem91aB1r0jkhso1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9fb9638f4132040efd6e57d4fc0d5579/tumblr_mlevem91aB1r0jkhso2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50893334048http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50893334048Mon, 20 May 2013 03:38:00 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kittens-can-bmx-too.tumblr.com/post/48487908344/urbancatfitters-i-would-absolutely-punch-a" target="_blank">kittens-can-bmx-too</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://urbancatfitters.tumblr.com/post/47082041510/i-would-absolutely-punch-a-younger-version-of" target="_blank">urbancatfitters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face</p> </blockquote> <p>I’d punch my present self too</p> </blockquote>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50861460657http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50861460657Sun, 19 May 2013 19:23:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4a11fe2ffda5c091a75c038435279d6/tumblr_mn20clJhV61rhavdko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/post/50850451826/want-to-download-a-youtube-video-as-an-mp3-put" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ultrafacts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>Want to download a YouTube video as an mp3? Put “listento” after the “www.” in the URL</span></p> <p><strong><a href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">More facts HERE</a></strong></p></blockquote>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851712774http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851712774Sun, 19 May 2013 17:17:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ffeb70eca797a54d562f9fe94d636a60/tumblr_mgc24k6tMy1rhvdl0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851653715http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851653715Sun, 19 May 2013 17:16:38 -0400<p><a href="http://disneyprincest.tumblr.com/post/48499106366/there-are-two-types-of-people-yeah-there-are" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">disneyprincest</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“there are two types of people” yeah there are people who aren’t unoriginal wastes of space and there’s you </p></blockquote>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851635664http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851635664Sun, 19 May 2013 17:16:24 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vamoose.tumblr.com/post/48613080692/hey-if-you-havent-eaten-yet-today-go-fucking" target="_blank">vamoose</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey. If you haven’t eaten yet today, go fucking eat. Make some toast or something. Sprinkle some cinnamon on that bitch. Holla at some orange juice if you got it. Everything will be just fine today.</p> </blockquote>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851588427http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851588427Sun, 19 May 2013 17:15:51 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://modestdemidov.tumblr.com/post/50843414565/krabwatch-krabwatch-modestdemidov" target="_blank">modestdemidov</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://krabwatch.tumblr.com/post/50842998583/krabwatch-modestdemidov-krabwatch" target="_blank">krabwatch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://krabwatch.tumblr.com/post/50828529737/modestdemidov-krabwatch-modestdemidov-i" target="_blank">krabwatch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://modestdemidov.tumblr.com/post/50828326528/krabwatch-modestdemidov-i-want-to-make" target="_blank">modestdemidov</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://krabwatch.tumblr.com/post/50828149494/modestdemidov-i-want-to-make-bananab-bread" target="_blank">krabwatch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://modestdemidov.tumblr.com/post/50828091414/i-want-to-make-bananab-bread-theres-only-one" target="_blank">modestdemidov</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i want to make bananab bread there’s only one mbanan</p> </blockquote> <p>how did you spell banana wrong twice </p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0cf6e35096b95fe213eb7303c15f2593/tumblr_inline_mn202ad3yd1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>what</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/i-don%27t-know-why-people-are-reblogging-this" target="_blank">#i don’t know why people are reblogging this</a></p> <p>i don’t know how you spelled banana wrong twice- two different ways </p> </blockquote> <p>I DON’T KNOW WHY IT SURPRISES YOU</p> </blockquote>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851564347http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851564347Sun, 19 May 2013 17:15:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9fae8f291a335530ab1ce78861b550f2/tumblr_ml8vhlTCqu1rpx7eao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851541766http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851541766Sun, 19 May 2013 17:15:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c348dfa5a34114f4e061ad611c469fbe/tumblr_mlm4di47f41s49gedo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://depressedonline.tumblr.com/post/50822131080/only-all-the-time" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">depressedonline</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>only all the time </p></blockquote>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851510464http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851510464Sun, 19 May 2013 17:14:53 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rabioheab.tumblr.com/post/50733104318/earlier-this-year-2-boys-got-expelled-from-my" target="_blank">rabioheab</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that</p> </blockquote>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851421225http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851421225Sun, 19 May 2013 17:13:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f6a71cedb2f9e09331577daebe6c6d7/tumblr_mn25zvZoU01qd7vkzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin.tumblr.com/post/50839762995/sexybarababewreckitralph-louigan-ranlou" target="_blank">ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexybarababewreckitralph.tumblr.com/post/50839373215/louigan-ranlou-if-we-were-all-worried-we" target="_blank">sexybarababewreckitralph</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://louigan.tumblr.com/post/50838541648/ranlou-if-we-were-all-worried-we-dont-have-to" target="_blank">louigan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ranlou.tumblr.com/post/50837998026/if-we-were-all-worried-we-dont-have-to-be-now" target="_blank">ranlou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If we were all worried we dont have to be now</p> </blockquote> <p>why can’t i reblog this a million times</p> </blockquote> <p>WE’RE ALL OK!</p> </blockquote> <p>((HUGE sigh of relief  I remember when Yahoo bought some other websites in the past ans shut them down. <em>Hopefully</em> they’ll stick to their word and leave Tumblr un-touched.)) </p> </blockquote>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851395993http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851395993Sun, 19 May 2013 17:13:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9c8b92a0d0b8e5231e78567736c5e53/tumblr_mlze4oXRn71qadqfco1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ebdb6d72a29a7c51a23ec31ed9cced8/tumblr_mlze4oXRn71qadqfco2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohcurlypop.tumblr.com/post/49540383036/bryko-bryko-how-the-fuck-does-old-man" target="_blank">ohcurlypop</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bryko.tumblr.com/post/49117295502/bryko-how-the-fuck-does-old-man-jenkins-weigh" target="_blank">bryko</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bryko.tumblr.com/post/49117058775/how-the-fuck-does-old-man-jenkins-weigh-250-pounds" target="_blank">bryko</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2645834f6f584d9ae52dd7313d00144a/tumblr_inline_mlze9ePhkM1qawqek.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p></p>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851299221http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851299221Sun, 19 May 2013 17:12:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d10fa5e6733da15255ef0dbf4233445/tumblr_mfo8dn1db31rmo7c6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jsantagato.tumblr.com/post/50850773079/slantededge-at-my-future-wedding-and-funeral" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">jsantagato</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slantededge.tumblr.com/post/39524323705/at-my-future-wedding-and-funeral-service" target="_blank">slantededge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>at my future wedding and funeral service</p> </blockquote> <p>This is the way to anyone’s heart.</p></blockquote>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851277863http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851277863Sun, 19 May 2013 17:12:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a2904ac4ba6f9db71b1220b58c59ea24/tumblr_mmlr43QzDZ1sqp5ypo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jakemalik.tumblr.com/post/50114778890/my-dad-hid-in-the-shower-once-with-a-jar-jar-binks" target="_blank">jakemalik</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera</p> </blockquote>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851244632http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851244632Sun, 19 May 2013 17:11:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/abb8513ff3a9da3e2a0c5ce9d7b004c5/tumblr_mmec8kPuOr1rk6p9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851205616http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851205616Sun, 19 May 2013 17:11:07 -0400<p><a href="http://im-looking-f0r-the-upsides.tumblr.com/post/50850767552/what-probably-sucks-the-most-is-that-people-on-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">im-looking-f0r-the-upsides</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>What probably sucks the most is that people on the Internet that I’ve never even met know more about me than my own parents.</p></blockquote>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851193113http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851193113Sun, 19 May 2013 17:10:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/88a3ece271ba3b6d903df19f8307c48e/tumblr_mmpiy5eOy11s4tge8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://minnie-moni.tumblr.com/post/50294929862/refuse-to-sink" target="_blank">minnie-moni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>refuse to sink</p> </blockquote>http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851186748http://awkwardly-a-turtle.tumblr.com/post/50851186748Sun, 19 May 2013 17:10:53 -0400